This Knight Is Bisexual And There Is Nothing You Can Do About It!!!!!!!!!

the ending of the wicked king was like looking both ways before crossing the street and getting hit by a helicopter.

I'm right

Things said in my college class as Ghost quotes

“You young ones and your fancy music”-Nihil

“Why can I smell burning. OH SHIT ITS ME”-Dew

“Do NOT decapitate Jesus under any circumstance”-Sister Imperator

“Rodents aren’t misunderstood, people are just wrong.”-Copia

“I’d hit mick jagger with my car, but I can’t drive”-Terzo

“They are growing Brussel sprouts in the rooftop garden, DISGUSTING”-Secondo

*on the floor sobbing*“IM GOING TO COMMIT WAR CRIMES”-Aether

“I’m a Jack of all trades and a master of…maybe like three?”-Swiss

“I may be gay but I do have standards, low ones, but standards none the less”-Cirrus

“I need a cup of tea before I launch my window out a window…Wait???”-Rain

“I’m wearing shoes and it’s the governments fault”-Mountain

There's also just years and years of slow burn but that didn't fit

inspired by this post (specifically @flying-butter's comment)

Do you think Fiddlefords evil twin brother would be Diddlestan?

"Wait...they're ALL shipped together??"

"Always have been."

The way I've become so attached to Copia as the first papa who's alive while I'm in the fandom, I hate the theories where he's gonna die. Cause of course he's gonna die. But it still hurts to theorize about it and i just physically hurt inside at the thought of this stupid little rat man dying a sad death yk

>_>

>:(

pov you enter a boss arena for the fifth time without realizing it’s a boss arena

Shhh don't tell anyone, but I was anonymous.

These are the headcanons I sent

1) Every time he's streaming, without fail, Jamie at some point interrupts and says something like "oh you're doing the twitchy again".

2) The Doctor doesn't know how he can possibly react to "the twitchy". The viewers love Jamie's shenanigans and wish he would stay on the stream more often.

3) 11 frequently shows up in chat as "fezzesRcool" to complement 2's bowtie

4) The Master (in any incarnation) has watched every single minute of every single stream but has never donated, commented or interacted with the stream in any way beyond watching it because they don't wanna get caught.

5) Every time 2 says "oh my giddy aunt" the viewers die a little on the inside and wish he would just swear like a normal person.

6) 2 has no idea what the donations are but he knows the viewers like it when he plays the flute every time it happens.

7) Nobody knows what his channel is about because every stream is so vastly different from the last. Somehow it still gathers a large following that tunes in often because it's fun every time.

8) How did 2 learn to set up Twitch? And then stream?? Nobody knows. It's more a mystery than his name is.

I feel kinda ~stupid~ because I sent an ask first with the headcanons instead of just reblogging the post in the first place oops...

Um. The 2nd Doctor was in my dream yesterday, but uh he was a Twitch streamer? I don't know what to do with this information. Uh I have headcanons forming but like, I'm in shock?

This ask made me laugh for hours.

Also, just to add to your headcanon (which is valid and you should pursue its creation)

He does a skit in every stream where if he receives a donation he plays the flute.

He's dressed with that obnoxious fur coat and big diva sunglasses.

His stream is just him criticizing the economic system and capitalism for 14 and a half hours each day