Director: Sorry, Toad. I Know How Much Effort You've Put In, But We The Writing Staff Botched It And

Peach: Toad, I don't think we're allowed to take breaks in the middle of a scene. Toad: Speak for yourself. I've been running everywhere.

(Author’s Note: Taking time out from blogging as an webcomic artist to wax enthusiastic about CryZENx and his amazing work in Unreal Engine. If you want your nostalgia button broken, these’ll do the trick).

Bowser: I haven’t gotten my script yet, but man, do I have plans for my big appearance!

(Author’s note: Another lazy sketch of the King of Awesome). (Now less invisible).

Apropos of that textdump on villains I had last week, here’s some neat analysis of demented the clown Dimentio.

ϡ Dimentio?

OH BOY NOW FOR THE FUN PART

I could go on for days about Dimentio, so I’ll try to keep it short (YES THIS IS SHORT FOR ME) and game-specific. More than mental state, I guess, these are the behavior rules I try to stick to for him, and why I think he does the things he does. 

Dimentio is not a fighter.

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Peach: I don’t bite. Unless it’s called for.

(Author’s note: Happy monday!)

Luigi: Took you long enough! Toad: Oh, sure, blame the short guy! Mario: Let’s-a Go!

Peach: Can’t you two get along for once? It’s like dealing with children! Toad: Make her stop TOUCHING ME! (Author’s note: New strip up!)

Toad: Your Highness, wouldn’t it be great if the weekend lasted forever? Peach: No. It’s Monday. Now get to work.

Toadsworth: Perhaps we should consider outsourcing our security staff to professionals.

Minister: Professionals?! That’s not how we do things!

Toad: Doomsday? Yeah, I got this.