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So king thinks it would be unfair to tether hunter to him because hunter wants freedom… then doesn’t turning hunter into the grimbeast kinda defeat the purpose of that?

Misc Thoughts of Emperor´s Acolyte AU

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Compilation of misc thoughts Emperor acolyte AU

Compilation of miscellaneous thoughts (Emperor´s Acolyte au) just realized i put childe´s needle spot on his wrist like on the same spot as

for people who dont follow my twitter or do but have noticed i have a bad habit of not crossposting enough, ive compiled almost every disconnected notable thought and tidbits on the AU that ive made over the past year into a doc for your simple viewing, because dealing with waiting and twt search is awful!

this is also helpful to me as i wont have to go through twt search as much to search up for these details. I disclaim that the formatting and grammar isnt great here, as this is more of an archive in case i wont be accessing twt for any given reason in the future, its important for me to maintain these as distilled and messy as they are.

warnings for mentions of child abuse, neglect, medical abuse, violence, things as expected and dark as this AU gets.

and youre allowed to ask for any other details or elaborations on certain things

Ok so I’ve seen a lot of Darius not approving of Edric, but what about Edric’s parents? Alador is shown not to trust Hunter and Odalia would definitely not like her son dating a powerless witch.

I feel like Alador would want to be in his sons life more and would want Hunter to prove himself to be different because he’s trying to be a good parent

Odalia would probably try to force her way back into her kids lives and try to get Edric to date someone she deems “better”

Hunter would probably make a huge effort to prove himself to Alador and Edric would just be worried about Hunter trying too hard

Odalia would just end up making Edric mad for hurting Hunters feelings

This would probably end up with Edric going off on both of them like “I’m not that bright, big words confuse me, I have the attention span of a rodent, but Hunter loves me anyway, AND THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR YOU!”

(Fairly odparants reference)

He would definitely threaten Tengen to stay away from her, and then he would threaten him again to make him stay quiet about it.

Another random thought

Would Tengen try to take fem Genya on the Entertainment district mission?

I see it going one of two ways

1: Tengen trying to but getting stopped by Kanao, the butterfly girls and the boys (and getting beaten up by Sanemi for it later)

2: him knowing she’s Sanemi’s sister and not doing it because he doesn’t have a death wish

What do you think?

I feel like tengen would absolutely do it and for a couple reasons.

1. Sanemi has insistently denounced Genya as his sister, explicitly stated by Mitsuri in season 3, with that, and with there allegedly being no blood or emotional connection, Tengen would not see taking Genya as a risk to his bodily safety.

2. Tengen is extremely confidant in himself, he’s a well honed warrior, in a 1V1, I do think Sanemi would beat Tengen, but Tengen would still be able to hold his own pretty well at his prime and also he wouldn’t explicitly know what he is going up against when it comes to Sanemi methinks.

3. Tengen also explicitly states he cares more about his wives first thing first than anything else, he even orders them to prioritize themselves over anything else if it comes down to it. We can see when he’s alone and in brief moments he’s scared and worried for their safety, even if he did have some concern for how Sanemi might react, he would still think “I’ll deal with the consequences later” because his wives are the only thing he truly cares about.

That’s not to say Tengen wouldn’t care about the well being of Genya, he did with the kamaboko squad, but still, not nearly to the same extent.

Now for how Sanemi would react I struggle with coming to a conclusion because.

1. He has again completely denounced the notion of having a sister, and to maintain this he has to appear as unbothered by what happens to Genya or what missions he goes on.

2. To do that he can’t blow his top and possibly have some rumors of his reaction get back to her and give her hope

3. It’s also corps illegal to fight members lmfao.

But Sanemi is still Sanemi, he is protective, he is worried. He is scared, his baby sister went up against (technically) two uppermoons and the RLD district is completely gone and pretty much everyone almost died.

So I think there would be a confrontation between Sanemi & Tengen, but probably not much of a physical one, I think his main priority would be seeing Genya for himself and making sure she is more or less okay, like how he went and checked up on Genya after S3 in the light novels.

This stuff is so fun to think about!!! Thank you for the ask!!!!

Genya protection squad assemble

Another random thought

Since I think it’s a given that the pervy kakushi would definitely try to creep on fem Genya, what do you think everyone’s reaction would be?

Sanemi would probably try to kill him, that one’s obvious

I feel like Gyomei would probably want to do something about it, either scare him or get him fired (or both)

Kanao would be out for blood, creeping on her is one thing, but her bestie? Hell no. And Aoi and the butterfly girls would be backing her up.

Shinobu would definitely scare him shitless and Mitsuri would help.

I’m not sure how Genya herself would react, I’m torn between thinking she would beat his ass and her being too flustered to say anything

What do you think?

I definitely think Sanemi would go unseen levels of unhinged even for him once he found out that Genya got revealing uniform😭 Mitsuri is one thing, she’s a hashira, she’s far more skilled and specially skilled at evading with her love breathing, and she is i suppose mature enough? To decide that’s something she wants to wear, aka is an adult.

Genya on the other hand is at a Very big disadvantage, and subsequently an advantage that requires her to get in close, and with more skin bare and open, she’s more likely for injuries before she can chomp on a demon.

But it all fr just boils down to that’s his LITTLE sister and she is SIXTEEN and Sanemi who already canonically respects and is kind to women will NOT❗️ stand for this travesty 🥀💔

For Gyomei on the other hand I def feel like he’d be upset too, just a lot more restrained about it lol cuz the whole purpose of his and Genya’s relationship is that Genya grew on him like unwilling fungus, that’s his child but he has to be arms length about it because of his own trauma. So I feel like he would be likely to pay the pervert bastard a talk and it goes like how a mafia boss talks really calmly to the person he’s about to kill😭

Kanao herself is already sufferingtm from this guy because he keeps making her skirts shorter and shorter (also canon I think, but also? She had Shinobu like pants in the manga at first so. Idk there’s a lot going on with Kanao’s clothes) so when Genya walks up to her and is like “my uh *gestures to tits barely held in by her shirt* uniform came in” she decides that yes, they should in fact kill this guy. Only addled by Shinobu giving them matches and oil, the butterfly girls, and her newfound independence from the coin and decision making. Which is rly funny for me to imagine that she goes from deciding to say hi to straight up plotting someone’s death.

I think Mitsuri would be a little more focused on comforting Genya while Shinobu leads the arson parade, Genya probably already lacks a lot of clothes that fit her properly, so to further make her uniform shorter and tighter would also probably make me cry because it’s just so… objectifying and gross. And I’m a firm believer in big sister Mitsuri who adopts Genya/Femya, so they’d have themselves a little spa day to bring her spirits back up and probably soak in some hot springs<3

But for Genya’s reaction, I’m also at a cross of how she’d react because, it took a little bit of time for Genya to get his growth spurts, he got them pretty much after meeting gyomei/when he first started eating demons, so getting literal magical steroids and healthy meals means he’d shoot up fairly quickly. And I imagine there was at least a good 6 months of being a solo demon slayer before he met Gyomei.

So!! This means that when pervert McGee meets Femya for the first time, she’s more than likely still small, dirty, chopped up hair, and “flat.” So her uniforms at the time would probably just be the standard because there isn’t much to “salvage/show” (not my words, his way of thinking)

But as she gets her growth spurts and grows and you know, fills out, he slowly starts finding her (🤢) attractive and probably actually does something similar with Genya that he does with Kanao and makes it a little shorter, a little tighter. Etc. until she’s got the Mitsuri type of uniform.

So I feel like Genya’s reaction would go > shocked, flustered > goes and shows Kanao > butterfly sisters start plotting arson and murder > spa day with sister Mitsuri > Genya goes and gets her lick-back HERSELF because she also deserves to punch a pervert<3

And as a result of 3 hashira paying this dude a visit and then 2 demon slayers who are of very strong caliber, Kagaya is probably finally enforced to get rid of replace the dude😭

This was so fun and funny to think about!!! Thanks for the ask!!

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* if there’s typos in this idc💞

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Wedding troubles.

Finished the first chapter, sorry if it's cringe

Summery: Black Hat proposed to Flug and now he’s determined to give Flug the perfect wedding.

Never, never in a million years would Black Hat have ever guessed that he would end up falling in love with his spineless weakling of a scientist. Honestly he was still pretty surprised that it happened at all.

Four years ago he suddenly found himself wanting to be around Flug more, to spend time around him without scolding him or making him fear for his life, next thing he knew they were officially dating. Next they started sharing a bed, having meals together, going on dates, and earlier that day he got on one knee with a ring which had the biggest red diamond he could get and asked Flug to marry him. He would never forget the look of pure joy on Flugs face as he accepted with tears in his eyes.

Currently they were both laying in bed, Flug was fast asleep while Black Hat was lost in thought. He didn't know much about weddings,  but he knew the basics of it, it was a human ritual where lovers declare their unending love to each other, he didn't see why it was necessary but it seemed to be important to humans, which was confirmed by Flugs reaction.

From what research he did, weddings can be big time events or a small gathering, he wasn't sure which they would end up doing (he'd have to talk to Flug about it in the morning), but one thing he knew for a fact, that he would make it perfect. Flug was the love of his life, one of the only things in this miserable world that he truly cared about, and therefore he would only get the best of anything.

Black Hats thoughts were interrupted by the sound of rustling sheets. Black Hat looked to his side to find that Flug changed positions in his sleep, his back now facing Black Hat. He looked so small under the comforter,  from this angle Black Hat had a clear view of Flugs back, which was covered in old scars from past abuse. Black Hat may be have been violent in the past, but he knew better than to  leave lasting marks or damage, that would effect productivity.

He's seen them before, he knew they were from Flugs father because he wanted Flug to be 'normal', to 'stop acting like a boy' , and of course 'why can't you be more like your brother'.

Flug had suffered a lot in his life, from his abusive fathers beatings, his manipulative mother always guilt tripping him into doing what his parents wanted, and his superhero brother making him have to hide his face because if any villain saw it, they would recognize him as looking like Goldheart. Because of this Black Hat always did what he could to make Flugs life as perfect as possible, and this would be no different. Their wedding was going to be perfect. He would make sure of it.

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It was 6:00 AM, Black Hat was watching as the rising sun illuminated Flugs face. Ever since they started sharing a bed Flug started to sleep without his bag, giving Black Hat the opportunity to admire every aspect of Flugs face, his scars from the plane crash that landed him in Black Hats mansion, his greying brown hair from stress and poor diet, even his buck teeth were cute. Usually Black Hat hated things he found cute but Flug seemed to be an exception. Black Hat didn't need to sleep so he usually spent his nights watching over Flug as he slept.

Flugs eyes slowly fluttered open, the light on his face having woken him up, he gave Black Hat a small smile as his vision gained focus, "morning" he said in a hushed voice, still groggy.

"Good morning dear." Black Hat purred lovingly, pulling Flug in for a quick kiss before they both got out of bed to get ready for the day.

Once in the dining room for breakfast Flug was immediately stopped by Demencia excitedly gushing about their engagement.

"This is amazing! That ring is gorgeous! When's the wedding? Can I PLEASE be the flower girl?"

Flug groaned and answered her with "we got engaged yesterday Dem, we can talk about that stuff later." While sipping his coffee and wondering how she could be so giddy in the early morning. Flug deciding he had enough energy to eat, sat at the table where 505 set a plate of pancakes.

"Thanks 505." He said to the bear, who gave a happy "baw." With a big smile on his face.

Flug wasted no time digging in, practically inhaling his food. Once he was done he quickly put his plate in the sink, finished his coffee and urged Black Hat to his office so they could discus wedding plans. They almost immediately decided that a big wedding was a bad idea, due to most of the inhabitants of hat island being Black Hat followers and fangirls, and the bigger issues of heroes finding out. Their relationship wasn't exactly a secret, there were several viral photos and videos of them being seen out on dates, killing heroes together and especially the one of them making out in front of a burning hospital, the general public new about their relationship. So if a hero found out about them getting married they would no doubt crash the wedding in an attempt to catch them off guard. A small wedding was the safest option.

Next they discussed what kind of guest list they should have. "Usually friends and family and invited, correct?" Black Hat recounted from the research (quick google search) regarding weddings. Flug seemed uncomfortable at the mention of family, "Well yes, usually, but there can be exceptions, depending on relationships." Flug responded, wanting to drop the subject of family. "I see, that makes makes this more simple regarding our situations." Flugs relationship with his family isn't exactly good. His parents treated him horribly once they found out his brother had superpowers, straight A's not being enough to satisfy them anymore. His relationship with his brother was more complicated, Goldheart was never outwardly cruel, but it wasn't really good either. They only really got along as young children, when Goldheart discovered his powers they got more distant, Goldheart usually being busy hanging out with friends or being praised by their parents. They only realy interacted when Goldheart wanted help with studying, felt the need to "protect his baby sister" from bullies or creepy boys, or on the weekends when he got a new video game and wanted to show Flug. Their relationship only went down hill with Flugs growing resentment of their parents liking Goldheart more no matter what he did, and Goldhearts ignorance of the abuse Flug was receiving and his gender identity problems. When Flug became a villain his parents practically disowned him with Goldheart treating him like he was a lost puppy that ran away, acting like it was just a phase (another reason why he hid his face). Not to mention the fact that “Kathleen” was declared missing 19 years ago when he was brought to Black Hat institute. As for Black Hat, being an ancient eldritch being he didn't have a family, making inviting any family off the table.

Continuing the discussion Flug talked about inviting close friends like Penumbra, suddenly Flug shot up in his seat looking at his watch in shock. "OH NO, I need to get to work!" Flug practically sprinted to the door talking so fast Black Hat almost didn't hear him say "sorry I have to get to work I'll talk to you at lunch I love you bye!" Just before closing the door. As much as Black hat would like to spend all day with Flug and planning their wedding, they still have a business to run.

Now alone, Black Hat pulled out a laptop from his drawer (one that Flug got him after he broke the tablet). If he was going to give Flug a perfect wedding then he needed to know more about them. He could research and continue planning while Flug worked and discuss it more on his lunch break, giving Flug less things to stress about.

He was Black Hat after all, their was almost nothing he couldn't do, besides, how hard could planning a wedding be?

if Polites was still alive by the time Keep Your Friends Close happens, that bag would have stayed the fuck closed and I am dying on this hill

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