Best Harry Potter Themed Meme I Think I've Ever Seen

A package sent by car is a shipment, but a package sent by ship is cargo

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You can disagree with his politics, with his actions, with his words. But John McCain served his country with pride and honor both in uniform and in office.

I'm going to tell my grandchildren this was ABBA.

Available to play weddings, bar mitzvahs and barn raisings

Breeding a dachshund with a poodle will yield one purebred mouse and one purebred wolf.

Is anything ever just regular califragilisticexpialidocious?

If I have a dog that always marks things permanently, is it a Shar-pie?

Sad, but true

You’re officially an adult when it’s no longer hard to fall asleep on Christmas Eve

Yeah...in Star Trek 4.

Ever Heard Of Transparent Aluminium?