Qwertybutoriginal - Cubes When Circle

XP/98 remix

god i love balatro, had to make some jokes

below are some descriptions (upper left to bottom right)

Rorschach Joker (Uncommon): Gives +2 mult when Pair, Two Pair, and Four Pair are played

Coffee Stain (Common): all cards played in first hand are added to final hand

Self Joker (Rare): All hands are added together, self-destructs after 6 hands

Hand-Drawn Joker (Common): 1's, 2's, and 3's are counted again

Stamp (Uncommon): Cards with stamps are added to mult

Infiniti (Legendary): Mult provided is doubled after every action (starts at 1)

Rip-Off Joker (Common): All prices in shop are halved

Drawer (Uncommon): Adds the discarded cards back into the draw pile

Question Mark (Uncommon): Copies a random Jokers effects

THE ONE DAY I DON"T CHECK IT

YAAAAYUUUUUUUY

@ all

ya i think I'll just say wed-nes-day from now on

love it when you look up a word’s pronunciation and only get the formal Linguist zalgotext-style version. like damn i guess i’m not using that word.

NO YOU"RE SEEING THIS AD :(

A story about a boy who was crazy for westerns since birth.

some more!

Falling Piano (Uncommon): +5 Mult, moves to the left after every hand. (When completely at the left, joker will be destroyed.)

3d Joker (Uncommon) [Applies to all of the cards circled in red]

-(When in the middle slot): +5 Mult, +15 Chips.

-(When placed on right side): +30 Chips.

-(when placed on left side): +10 Mult.

Poisoned Jug (Common): +5 Mult per card scored, each card scored loses 1 Chip permanently.

Receipt (Common): Adds a quarter of the Chips of the first hand played in blind to Mult.

Hole (Common): +20 Mult, 1/4 chance to discard all cards from hand.

Blank Joker (Common): Blank Voucher now adds 10 Mult and 25 chips to every hand.

5-Card Joker: (Rare): +120 Mult, takes up 5 joker spaces.

god i love balatro, had to make some jokes

below are some descriptions (upper left to bottom right)

Rorschach Joker (Uncommon): Gives +2 mult when Pair, Two Pair, and Four Pair are played

Coffee Stain (Common): all cards played in first hand are added to final hand

Self Joker (Rare): All hands are added together, self-destructs after 6 hands

Hand-Drawn Joker (Common): 1's, 2's, and 3's are counted again

Stamp (Uncommon): Cards with stamps are added to mult

Infiniti (Legendary): Mult provided is doubled after every action (starts at 1)

Rip-Off Joker (Common): All prices in shop are halved

Drawer (Uncommon): Adds the discarded cards back into the draw pile

Question Mark (Uncommon): Copies a random Jokers effects

hide and seek time!!1!

what happens to the popes copy of undertale?

While certain items are buried with the pope, I believe his copy of undertale was not one of them. Also as I understand it was not a type of physical copy but actually a Steam access key.

I suppose if the key wasn't used, it would remain available and could in theory be donated or given to his family.

If the Steam access was on a piece of paper (which I assume it was?) and it was in the apartment of the pope, it won't be available to anyone until after the conclave because his apartments get sealed until the end of the conclave.