qwertybutoriginal
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THE RED BALL SHOTGUN
with generous donations from the Nerf company
i am fixated on this peanuts scene in particular. its so unsettling and dreamlike. lynchian in nature, down to the fucking sound design
what happens to the popes copy of undertale?
While certain items are buried with the pope, I believe his copy of undertale was not one of them. Also as I understand it was not a type of physical copy but actually a Steam access key.
I suppose if the key wasn't used, it would remain available and could in theory be donated or given to his family.
If the Steam access was on a piece of paper (which I assume it was?) and it was in the apartment of the pope, it won't be available to anyone until after the conclave because his apartments get sealed until the end of the conclave.
This drawing every day shit is east. #MyCircle
XP/98 remix
final jokers i swear
Meteor (Uncommon): When hand is played, destroys one card from the chosen hand, and permanently adds its chip count to poker hands chips.
Joke Book (Rare): retriggers all triggering Jokers, flips over all Jokers.
Loose Hook (Uncommon): when sold, 1/2 chance to copy last sold card.
Entity (Rare): Random effect every round. (effects listed after this entry:)
- Debuffs all played cards, x3 Mult (1/4 Chance)
- Pass blind immediately after selection (1/8 Chance)
- +40 Mult, -1 Mult for every card discarded (3/8 Chance)
- Increases first played poker hand by 2 levels, -10 Mult when triggered (1/2 Chance)
- No effect (1/4 Chance)
Timed Bomb (Uncommon): x1 Mult, increases by x1 for every round played. self destructs itself and Jokers to left and right in 5 rounds (rounds shown count downwards till destruction)
Package Of Meat (Uncommon): +40 Mult, divides itself in two after hand is played, along with mult given. (Destructs after 6 divisions) (if no space is given to divide, only mult is halved)
Crayon (Uncommon): Randomly shuffles first drawn hands suit.
Blind Spot (Common): x1 Mult, gain x0.25 Mult per debuffed or flipped over card played.
Simpleton (Uncommon): x3 Mult, loses x0.05 Mult per every card/effect gained.
Down On Your Luck (Uncommon): x1 Mult, Gains x0.1 Mult per untriggered lucky card in played hand.
4th Wall (Rare): x1 Mult, gain x1 Mult per won run.
Vandalization (Uncommon): Debuffed cards are no longer debuffed.
god i love balatro, had to make some jokes
below are some descriptions (upper left to bottom right)
Rorschach Joker (Uncommon): Gives +2 mult when Pair, Two Pair, and Four Pair are played
Coffee Stain (Common): all cards played in first hand are added to final hand
Self Joker (Rare): All hands are added together, self-destructs after 6 hands
Hand-Drawn Joker (Common): 1's, 2's, and 3's are counted again
Stamp (Uncommon): Cards with stamps are added to mult
Infiniti (Legendary): Mult provided is doubled after every action (starts at 1)
Rip-Off Joker (Common): All prices in shop are halved
Drawer (Uncommon): Adds the discarded cards back into the draw pile
Question Mark (Uncommon): Copies a random Jokers effects
antarctica
Scratch it...
Scratch it...
why is it that, when you order pizza, it's ok-ish, BUT when you reheat it in the microwave 2 days later it tastes like the best thing ever
^^^ this post was made by a man eating leftover pizza
NO YOU"RE SEEING THIS AD :(
A story about a boy who was crazy for westerns since birth.
look behind you
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY
that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.
is he a noise now
ya i think I'll just say wed-nes-day from now on
love it when you look up a word’s pronunciation and only get the formal Linguist zalgotext-style version. like damn i guess i’m not using that word.
Went to the wild west and back to get you these Tubi recos. You’re welcome.
Shoutout to my boy Michael
received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor
... you do realize that he's convicted of several counts of murder, right?
fixed ur dogshit ad <3
He (game rev) would steal the candy from the other person
game reviewers are weird