When I die, I want to be left in the woods for the moss and fungi to inhabit my bones with a sign that says "beware all ye who stumble upon the teeth stealing goblin", is that too much to ask for?
im a real life actual cryptid
“Have you heard the story
of the rabbit and the moon?”
-Cosmo Sheldrake, the moss
Tw: Bright Colors
objectum is so interesting to me if anyone who identifies with objectum is willing to chitchat abt it a little bc id like to learn, pls let me know!
my beetle prints <3
Cryptid of the Day: Giant Ants
Description: Greek historian Herodotus reported stories of fox-sized ants in the deserts of Persia around 484-425 BC. Giant ants have also been reported in China’s Yangtze Valley in around the 1st century. It theorizes that what people saw back then was just red marmots.
Clear-ish collection of things I’ve found that people have left behind or lost
Tell me a soft memory
i'm the goblin who eats the books when you put them in the return slot at the library. every book you've ever checked out has been a forgery i typed out from memory and printed on the xerox machine and put back into circulation. i've written more books than james patterson
no pronouns. all the pronouns. anything but he/she/they. broken and bruised stack of raccoons. pfp staticrew picrew
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