Constance Blackwood - Blog Posts
Do you guys think the Cyclone was Constances favorite because she liked it or because it was the reason for her death
I got bored at my nanas house a few days ago and wanted to draw
My Constance design :D
I’ve had to edit this post so many times it’s not even funny
These are beautiful omg
Did someone say rtc redesign
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Ya know what I wanna know more about Father Marcus
Like what was going through that man’s head
What was up with him
You know
jerma rollercoaster stream
Ahaha jk Jk unless
What if we kiss in the rgb gamer shower
He’s a just a little baby rat
Everything happens like in the musical but they don’t die they’re just in coma and having a shared “dream”.
And then they recover both physically and mentally :)
I’m literally living for this I love it
the breakfast club x ride the cyclone
"your depressed"
WDYM??? I'M not depressed. I'M the mover I'M the shaker I'M the headline maker AND I GET UP
I really hope one of the kids from rtc died with a pack of cards in their pocket because waiting to move onto the afterlife/wait for when Karnak gets repaired is going to be boring as shit without a game of go fish.
Monique guboue is Noel’s French sona
I know it always throws me off bc I see them and then I’m like which Ricky/Mischa is it this time
The main American casts are funny because it's always Tiffany, Lillian, and Kholby but w different Mischa & Ricky's
Omg I loved those as a kid I would love to see this lmao
"Jane Doe with this head" "Jane Doe with that head" fools. Jane Doe with a Lalaloopsy head
Yes, the hair is included with this.
You know de sun is wising while descending
It goes own and own and own again
i know dis dweam of wife is nevew ending, it goes awound and wound and wound again
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1 2 3
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If someone made a new birthday song just for me I think I would simply pass away
That would be hilarious
My personal opinion is that Penny doesn’t remember being dead. She may get flashes of what happened on the other side, but mostly she believes she either miraculously survived the accident or never got on the Cyclone to begin with.
On the other hand, it would be pretty funny if she remembered everything perfectly.
“Hey, Penny. Wanna come to the fall fair with us?”
“No thank you. The last time I went there, I got decapitated.”
I would cry
hey what if rtc ended with the curtains swinging shut and then the unmistakable screech of metal, followed by a loud, horrible crash, and then silence?
How do we know it’s not your birthday
"How do we know it's my birthday?"
I agree that song hits so fuckin hard man like especially the recorder solo
sugar cloud is a BOP those people ranking it so low on tiktok are INSANE
constance blackwood i would NEVER do you like that 💞
I was bored in chem so i started thinking about what the choir would be saved as in Ricky's phone so here
Mischa - the spider that bit peter parker
When the choir saw someone saved on Ricky's contacts as this they asked him who it was. He told then it was mischa and they were all very confused. Constance asked why he saved mischa as that and ricky doesn't even look up from his phone and types "it's because he's radioactive" into his text to speach. everyone looks horrified and ocean is about to rant about how he can't say things like that, but mischa is doubled over with laughter at the other side of the room.
Noel - greasy McDonald's french fry
Honestly it's bc noel low-key reminds me of my ex-best friend and he always had greasy hair so I think that there was a period of time when noel just straight up didn't shower for like a week straight
Constance - fresh a vaca do
The blackwood cafe has a menu sign out side and one time constance let him erase it and put vine quotes on it
Ocean - *insert joker quote here*
Ocean is just constantly flipping between preppy uptight bitch to "no one loves me I might as well just kms" ricky calls it her joker arc
Penny - Penny
He likes penny :)
Rtc characters as things me or my friends have said/done
Ocean- I wish I could bleep people in real life like they do in reality tv, cause you just cussed so much.
Noel- Because I'm a hoe for romance ok!, now unpause the movie
Mischa- *gets down on one knee* will you marry me? *reveals dino chicken nugget in hands*(idk why I did this but I feel like he would)
Ricky- *signs you're a rat to random people in class*
Constance- do ever just want to punch people in the face but you know if you did you would either cry or get into a full on fist fight
Jane/penny- *eats a piece of my choir sheet music* yum *choir teacher gives me a dirty look* what everyone else was doing this two seconds ago
(some of these aren't very in character but I really wanted to post this
RTC as things my friends have said
Penny *after killing a spider*: Is the carcass on the Bible? Can confirm the carcass is on the Bible
Ricky *abt Sally face*: Do you think Larry's nose is bigger than his dick?
Mischa: i am not gay
*Like 10 minutes later*
Ocean: So who from Be More Chill would you date?
Mischa: Oh that is easy Michael. Wait no-
Noel *to ocean probably*: Alright Captain America
Noel: c'est petit penis
Rando: You're from Canada Mischa:*offended* I am from Ukraine
Ocean: I have social standards you know
Penny: I just wanna taste therapy again
Noel: So how often do you fuck yourself. Ocean: Only when your mum isn't available
Constance: His ass cheeks are grass cheeks
Ricky & Penny: To ze top of ze towaaaaaa
Noel: Omg RuPaul is in this movie Mischa: Is that the guy that plays Ant-Man
Ocean: Do you think he's slimy? Noel: Free lube
Ocean: I'm a verbal prostitute and you're a pervert
Penny/Constance: Cause I like squids and I like murder
Ocean: It was just a suggestion- Mischa: I don't take suggestions
Ocean *to Constance abt her little brother who is now taller than her*: I am going to murder your brother at sunrise
Ricky *to mischa when he realised he was bi*: Eat dick, positive I guess
Noel: I heard a hissing noise and thought Ocean was deflating
Miscellaneous Ride The Cyclone headcanons
-they all get brought back to life at the end of it
-they remember the events of canon
-meaning they remember their songs
-the choir performed an "original song" at the next fall fair called sugar cloud
-they won it for the first time
-they did the dance and everything
-Mischa's house is the designated sleep over house
-mischa is trans ftm
-noel is gender fluid
-penny, ocean, and Ricky are autistic
-ocean is aroace
-constance is a demigirl
-mischa gets into fights for the choir a lot
-talia was a catfish
-mischa confided in Noel after finding out
-they fell in love
-talia then became a code name for Noel
-they told the choir abt the code name thing
-noels dad is homophobic but usually never around but just to be safe
-bi Mischa
-Mischa's mama is alive and on the road to recovery
-mischa only got into a few fights pre-canon cause he intimidated everyone
-he starts them now to protect the choir
-mama bird Mischa
-mischa sings Ukrainian lullabies to penny when she's over stimulated
-noel had a small crush on Misch pre-canon that got worse after the "you are man of words Noel Gruber" thing
-constance has two mums
-the choir hang out in Constance's family bakery
- constance learned how to make pirozhki to give to Mischa
-he cried
-Mischa's had top surgery
-ricky is non binary and uses he/him pronouns
-penny is unlabeled and uses she/her pronouns
-the choir like to steal Mischas clothes
-Mischa's shirts look like dresses on ocean
-Ocean is 4'11 and 103lbs of sass and insecurity
-mischa is 6'2 and like 190lbs
-ocean is a snitch
-someone shoves into ocean in the hallway and sees a very angry Ukrainian speeding towards them
-ricky offers Mischa one of his crutches is he's there when Mischas beating the shit out of someone
-everyone was Hella surprised when after almost dying Mischa started actively taking part and enjoying choir
-ricky communicates thru sign language
-mischa, penny and Noel learned sign language for Ricky
-ocean is trying to learn sign language (it's not going well)
-the choir like to sing "what the world needs" to piss off ocean
-mischa taught Noel a little Ukrainian so they could talk shit about people
-2016 cast & script>
-penny has a special interest in animals
-penny walks stiffly likes doll post accident
-ricky is buff from the waist up
-the choir had a betting pool on when nischa would get together
-ricky won
-he was beyond pissed that he was off by like 3 days tho
-noel has one of those crusty white dogs that looks like it has rabies
-birds are attacted to mischa like a disney princess
-i feel like mischa would smell like beer
-penny has a pet frog
-constance volunteers at a pet shelter
Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (pt. 2)
Noel: I don’t do relationships.
Mischa: *exists*
Noel: Shit.
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Noel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Mischa: ..Have you never taken a shower before?
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Ocean: Just be yourself.
Noel: 'Be myself'? Ocean, I have one day to win Mischa over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Ricky: Couple weeks.
Constance: Six months.
Jane Doe: Jury’s still out.
Noel: See, Ocean?
Noel: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Ocean: From now on we will be using code names.
Ocean: You can address me as Eagle One.
Ocean: Noel is “been there done that”.
Ocean: Ricky is “currently doing that”.
Ocean: Constance is “it happened once in a dream”.
Ocean: Jane Doe is “if I had to pick a gal”.
Ocean: And Mischa is...
Ocean: Eagle Two
Mischa: Oh thank god.
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Ocean: I CAN'T DO IT!
Noel, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Ocean: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Mischa: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Ocean:
Ocean: I appreciate it,
Ocean: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Ricky: Ocean-
Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Constance: Ocean we gotta-
Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Ocean: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Ocean, motioning to Jane Doe: NOT FUCKING THIS
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Ocean: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Noel: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Mischa: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Noel, learn to listen.
Ricky: What if it bites itself and I die?
Constance: That’s voodoo.
Jane Doe: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Noel: That’s correlation, not causation.
Ricky: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Constance: That’s kinky.
Ocean: Oh my God.
Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (provided by the incorrect quotes generator)
Noel: Hey, someone tried to fight a quid at the aquarium today!
Mischa: *covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Noel: Is something burning?
Mischa: *leaning against the counter* just my love for you.
Noel: Mischa, the toaster is on fire.
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Ocean: You’re right.
Noel: That’s an unusual phrase for you, did you just learn it?
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Ocean: Do you take constructive criticism?
Noel: I only take cash or credit.
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Ocean: You know those things kill you, right?
Noel: *pouring a glass of whiskey* Yeah, that’s kind of the point.
Mischa: *smoking a cigarette* Were trying to speed this shit up.
Constance: *nodding her head while eating raw cookie dough*
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Ocean: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Noel: Oh yeah? You’re the one who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Ocean: I’m leaving you! AND IM TAKING MISCHA WITH ME!
Constance: *picking up the Monopoly board* I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
constance blackwood ! (I hope I did her good)
