And then make passionate love all night on all the social media platforms!!!!
get yourself a girl who would write mostly positive feedback on your youtube comment wall!!
canon.
After the breakup Mischa and Talia end up as really good friends. They still end up meeting in Ukraine. Mischa takes Noel with him and he ends up finding out that Talia is also Bi and has a girlfriend.
Talia is real actually & her and Noel are best friends and they bond over how dumb(/aff) their boyfriend is(they told me themselves)
“My perfect Talia, I lay my masculinity at the alter of your maiden hood”
Are you fucking with me?
Nothing any man says will ever beat that line
Nothing will make me feel as many emotions as this Ukrainian gangster
How am I supposed to go on knowing that I will never be loved in the way that a 17 year old Ukrainian high school choir member loves his possibly fake fiancé? Huh? I cant.
Mischa Bachinski, my beloved <3
Ocean: Hey Mischa, can I have some dating advice?
Mischa: Just because I’m dating Noel, and Talia, doesn’t mean I know how I did it.