dream sulking around leaving trails of sand behind him and hob sighing and getting the vacuum cleaner
I… have nothng to say to this.
Why did you go to his slam poetry night?
Robert fucking Hob Gadling really had the nerve to be jealous of Will Shaxbeard, after showing his boyfriend friend acquaintance that he was the side piece after 200 years of going on dates.
Robert fucking Hob Gadling really had the nerve to be jealous of Will Shaxbeard, after showing his boyfriend friend acquaintance that he was the side piece after 200 years of going on dates.
I have no idea how this came to be, but it’s national treasure now. Gimme gimme more. Now.
Take Your Kid to Work Day (with Dream's decidedly more alarming version of an artist rendering their kid's drawing)
Dream: Wait, did you just flirt with me?
Hob: Have been for the past centuries but thanks for noticing.