Paul Dano Riddler - Blog Posts
Help, i have a chronic obsession with nerdy and weird mfs
draw ur favorite character drinking a hot drink. are they a tea, coffee, or hot cocoa person?
Edward !!!
Officially a coffee drinker, but a ‘I’ll mix every thing with caffeine into a cup’ in my heart.
i love that in the first scene we see the riddler unmasked he giggles like a teenage girl and goes “you tell me X3!” That man is a terrorist
Terrorising five guys with carcat and the riddler
@this-bitch-is-indeed-empty @noriakicuckyoin @gayfornyancat
he is me and i am him so tru!
riddle me this!
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hey y'all!! Here's an old doodle I did for a riddler button pin design. Hope u all like this and if u are interested in a pin with this design, feel free to find it on my shop!! Thanks for viewing guys :DD💕💕💕💕🎉🎉🎉
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Breaking my back just to know your name.
Sleeping with Edward HC’s<3
not my gif!!
Warnings - none, just soft little green nerdy man :))
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Is a switch between a big and small spoon, if hes having a bad day you will need to spoon the hell out of this little guy.
I like to think he barely sleeps, hes either plotting or writing in his journal.
He is absolutely a sleep talker and you cant tell me otherwise.
He has nightmares quite often, poor guy went through so much :(
He needs to be able to feel you when hes asleep, he’ll be a nervous wreck otherwise in his dreams.
When you fall asleep before him, he will absolutely run his hands through your hair and when hes ready to sleep he’ll be so sweet and kiss your head before sleeping<33
He often likes to watch crime documentaries before bed hes a plotting guy, he needs ideas.
I think he will doodle himself with you and batman sometimes when hes up late.
Will always feed his cute little rats before bed<3333333
He likes to hold your hand before you two eventually fall asleep.
hes so cute im sobbing<3
you’re mine, sunshine. PT 2
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i have no idea who this gif belongs to, i got it off of google, credit to the creator!
TW: This entire fic will include themes like, kidnapping, mentioning of murder and gore, blood, manipulation, stalking, and yandere behavior. If you are uncomfortable with any of these things, I would suggest reading something else :)
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drip.
drip.
drip.
Thats all you could hear, just the constant little dripping noise. You couldn’t tell where it was coming from but god was it annoying, you didn’t even know where you where. One second you where hastily making you way to your apartment, then you where pulled into an alleyway, and now your stuck here, in a room with nothing but a small camera in the upper left corner and a question mark on the middle of the wall.
drip.
drip.
drip.
“Hello there.” A gruff voice said, it sounded somewhat familiar but it was muffled horribly. There was also very heavy breathing going on. “Mmf - mmph!?” You tried to say something along the lines of ‘Where the fuck am I!?’ but you didn’t even notice that there was duct tape on your mouth preventing you from making any screaming or speaking noise. “Poor thing, I suppose I should take that off of you. You won’t scream, will you?” The voice responded, asking you a stupid question this time. Of course you would! You where just kidnapped and fucking terrified. You nodded anyways, the tape was incredibly uncomfortable.
You winced in pain, your eyes started to water slightly after the figure ripped the duct tape from your mouth. “Asshole.” You said, with venom in your voice. “Easy now, I’ll put it right back on, gotta make sure you won’t do anything stupid.” The figure grabbed your chin forcing you to look up at them, you where met with a masked face with glasses. “Well aren’t you pretty.” You said sarcastically with a slight smirk, you clearly confused your kidnapper since they looked taken aback slightly. “Well- I- Uhm.” They stuttered, funny, you made them nervous. Your kidnapper, nervous, from a sarcastic compliment. You chuckled with a smirk on your face, “Some menacing kidnapper you must be.” As soon as the words left your mouth, you couldn’t remember anything else.
drip.
drip.
drip.
“I didn’t want to have to do this sunshine, but you left me no choice.”
Your mine, sunshine.
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not my gif<3
RIDDLER (Paul Dano) x FEM READER
TW: Stalking, possessive behavior, yandere behavior, mentions of murder, mentions of blood and gore, reader being manipulated
this will more than likely be a short little series, so this is part one :)
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How did it get this bad? Just two months ago, everything seemed to he just fine. You had just met Edward at a small coffee shop you had gotten a job at to help pay your rent and now he was practically obsessed with you. You could always feel his eyes on you, no matter where you where, your job, your apartment, on the street, at the grocery store, at the library. God it was scaring you, wanting your normal life back is going to be hard.
“Hey little sunray.” You where dragged out of your thoughts when you heard Edward call out to you, looking over at him you smiled nervously and waved at him. “Hey Edward, the usual?” You asked wiping your hands on your apron, “Yes please.” Edward said, he handed you the money while you giggled slightly at him, taking the money with a small nod to your head. “How’s your day been so far, sunshine?” Edward asked, while you began making his coffee with 2 creamers. “Eh, It’s been alright, shitty people here and there, but theres also the good ones like you Ed. What about you?” You asked with a smile, stirring the coffee preparing it for the creamers. “I- Uhm, it’s been great, it got better when I saw you sunshine.” Edward stuttered slightly, his face slightly read, you giggled.
“Your coffee good sir.” You said with a smirk, handing him the coffee. “Why thank you sunshine.” He replied with a smirk as-well. “Looks like your my last costumer, I should probably start cleaning.” You said to Edward and to yourself, you grabbed the rag next to you and began rubbing the counters trying to clean up the days mess. “Well I suppose I’ll get out of your hair sunshine.” Edward said, standing up with his half finished coffee. You nodded, “See ya tomorrow Ed.” Waving goodbye to him, he smiled and waved back, turning around and walking out of your coffee shop.
Shortly after finishing cleaning and putting everything away, you eagerly closed the little shop and happily made your way home. Walking down the streets of Gotham at night was typically pretty dangerous, you think you knew how to defend yourself, or at least you hoped you did. Walking slightly faster so you could finally get to your apartment and take a nice shower and get some well deserved sleep, you grabbed your phone quickly to check the time. “9:45-“ You where suddenly cut off and grabbed into an alleyway you where passing. You where up against someones chest, thrashing, you tried to escape. It was useless, your attacker hit the back of your neck, knocking you out.
“I finally have you sunshine.”
Dating the Riddler HC’s
(Paul Dano Riddler)
NOT MY GIF :)
He will absolutely make you your own mask and have you on his streams with him
If anyone criticizes you or is mean to you in any way, all of their information will be out to the public in less than an hour
Will make you small little love riddles and leave them in your apartment for you
Im telling you this man makes the best goddamn sandwiches its not even funny, if your hungry he will make you a mind blowing sandwhich
(My friend came up with this) He is a discord mod in multiple servers and literally lives on discord, you will join all his servers and he’ll pay for your nitro
(My friend also came up with this) He streams batman games and fortnite on his twitch, if he dies in any game he will rage so fucking hard
I like to think he likes rock music but also sometimes classical music with a smidge of jazz sometimes
He loves to cuddle and be cuddled, poor guy is touch starved. give him some hugs please
Hes kind of a stalker but thats ok, hes still a cute little nerdy guy
Loves Harry Potter. fight me.