Sam Wilsom - Blog Posts
This is the best thing I’ve woken up to a while.
MJ: Hey don’t forget about Spider-idiot. Ned and I have split custody over him.
Ned: He’s an idiot white boy but we still love him.
Peter:
*Wong showing Rhodey around the sanctum*
Wong: This is the Wand of Watoomb. This is the cloak of Levitation. This is my idiot white boy.
Stephen:
Rhodey: Oh you got one too? There’s my idiot white boy over there.
Tony:
Aight Falcon and the Winter Soldier radiates Fanfic energy like it's nothing and I'm here for it
THIS IS THE WHOLE SHOW IN ONE PICTURE
The first thing I saw was the Winter Falcon ship.
And then this.....
I'm sorry....
Sam: don't flirt with my sister
Bucky:
Bucky: ok i will flirt with you then
Tbt the time I told myself I wasn’t gonna simp for men more than twice my age and then immediately fell in love with Bucky Barnes
Marvel give them the gay you cowards
Bucky: Okay so, I have good news and bad news
Sam: Alright, what’s the good news?
Bucky: Walker’s dead
Sam: … And the bad news?
Bucky: I may have broken rules 1 and 2
Sam:
Sam: So you killed him?
Bucky: Yep
Zemo: Fantastic