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GODFREY: oh go fuck yourself
MARIKA, ABOUT TO PULL THE FUNNIEST SHIT THE LANDS BETWEEN HAS EVER SEEN:
MAY DENLESS??? IS ANYONE HERE MAY DENLESS???
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I wonder why Volcano Manor has a painting of Starscourge Radahn in their drawing room.
idol
personal theory but I think Radahn hated astrology
Love the fromsoft eldest sons that r like “man…this is the animal ever” an fuck off to middle of nowhere w said animal friend. Immaculate
Could you share some of your pre-scarlet rot Radahn HCs with us? Idk if you write for him but I’ve been thinking about him a lot lately, so maybe some fluff or general romance HCs would help with the brain rot <33
I have written a little fic about Radahn and an OC before but it is... very much Not Happy (please mind the content warning) so lemme go ahead and write some happy headcanons!
Cuddles? Hugs? Snuggles? Oh, Radahn has his partner covered; he's a very physically affectionate person, and he'll take any opportunity he can get.
He's not one to be shy about PDA either; he won't go overboard if there are other people around, of course, but he'll still wrap an arm around his partner or hold them close.
(Of course, he'd tome it down if he was asked, though. Partner's comfort and happiness are his number one priority; he wouldn't do anything they're uncomfortable with.)
Kisses from Radahn are full-on, firm but not overly rough; he wraps his arms around his lover's waist, bends or kneels so that he can reach their lips or simply lifts them up in his strong arms, presses their lips together hard enough to take his partner's breath away.
He's a warrior, and honestly, he's gonna wrestle with his partner (affectionately.) Of course, he tones it down depending on his partner's level of strength; he'd never hurt them!
If his partner has any interest in battling, he delights in sparring with them, or depending on their skill level, teaching them magic or swordfighting.
(If they're up for it, he'll make little bets with them: if they win, he'll do whatever they want, and vice versa. It can definitely lead to some fun situations!)
He's very protective. If his partner isn't a fighter themself, he'll do everything he can to keep them safe... even when they don't really need kept safe. (He can't help himself, he just wants them to be okay...)
And if he thinks his partner is in danger, thinks they're in any trouble at all, he's more than ready to go to war for them. Anyone who would harm his love will know the wrath of General Radahn!
(...he can be immediately soothed from these rather dramatic rants by a little kiss on the lips from his partner; he immediately gazes at them with soft eyes, holding them close and kissing their forehead and becoming distracted—)
Even when he's had a long day, he'll pamper his partner, wanting to spoil them in kisses and shoulder rubs as he asks how their day was and how they're doing...
He'll let them reciprocate if they ask, let them take care of him too, but it can take some convincing. He's usually the one taking care of others; being taken care of takes some getting used to!
...however... he does really, really like having his long red locks played with, brushed, and braided. He could easily be lulled to sleep solely by his partner's fingers stroking through his hair.
He's grateful for them; always grateful. He's very vocal about his love for his partner, telling them he loves them multiple times a day, always doing so before they go to sleep at night.
One of his favourite things is to go horse riding with his partner; their arms wrapped around his frame as they ride through the more scenic areas of the Lands Between.
Getting married to Radahn would be a spectacle. The entirety of Redmane Castle would be decorated in its finest, so many people invited to take part in the celebration; he would make sure his partner had whatever they wanted, could wear whatever they wanted, the works.
Speaking of celebrations; this man can absolutely party, and party hard. He can drink most people under the table and heartily laugh it off as though it's nothing.
...drunk Radahn is absolutely adorable though; extra cuddly, even more full of jokes than usual, slurring his way through telling the nearest person how much he adores his partner.
If he and his partner have or adopt a child... he's going to want to name said child Leonard if it's a boy or Leona if it's a girl, honestly. He's not unreasonable though, it can be discussed, but... it's definitely something he'd like a lot.
In general, Radahn's a fun and good-natured person, and this extends into his romantic relationships too; he'll always delight in making the one he loves smile, because there's no sight more beautiful to him.
They'll always be taken care of, always have everything they could ask for, and always be his priority; they won't go feeling unloved.
And thanks to their actions, their kindness, their affection and their genuine love... he feels more loved than he's ever felt before in his long life, too.
Just rewatchd ep 5 and im cryng again I nedd fluffy mk headcanon
So hc of mk meeting other vigilantes (i.e, daredevil, punisher, spiderman etc)
Yes thank you! And to be honest, this'll also be therapeutic for me too;
Marc and Frank's relationship is basically that one comic panel where Frank asks about his imaginary god and Marc asks about his dead family.
They're besties though. So are Frank and Jake.
Steven doesn't hate Frank but he's not comfortable spending time with him either. He doesn't agree with all the killing but he does love Max.
Sometimes Steven seeks him out just to see Max.
Meeting Spider-Man was a dream come true for Jake. He's his favourite superhero.
He met him as a civilian first and took a photo with him.
Spidey met Steven when he was out as Mr. Knight. It was one of his first times in New York and he needed directions.
After some team ups and just hang outs, they exchanged information. They bond over shitty bosses and their interests.
Peter doesn't believe the whole Khonshu stuff but it doesn't change the fact that Steven's a good guy helping people so he's cool with it.
To Peter, Marc is your bestie's older brother. They're alright with eachother. Peter goes to Marc to spar and Marc appreciates Peter being there for Steven.
Daredevil and Moon Knight have a complicated relationship. I feel like Marc and Matt are like to feral cats that just go for the throat whenever they see eachother.
Instead of love at first sight, it's violence at first sight. But they're also like "No one can fuck you up but me"
No one really understands their friendship.
Matt and Steven are drinking buddies. And by drinking I mean coffee for Matt and tea for Steven.
They get together and drink. That just feels very correct.
Jake is the bane of Matt's existence. Whenever he's about to run into Jake, Matt feels a shiver down his spine.
Jake has just made it his mission to irritate Matt and nobody knows why.
Based on this post by @thecyndimistuff that I couldn’t get out of my head. Not sure when or if I’ll get to finish this since uni is starting to take over my life again, so have this WIP in the meantime! :)
BOBF/Mandalorian Meme Redraws:
Mando like 94% of the time:
The Mods took this picture:
Babysitter Peli my beloved
*cue Marshal's Tale*
Luke would be a chaotic babysitter, I just know it. Especially after he sent Grogu alone in that X-Wing.
What Din probably felt the Naboo Starfighter was before he got to test it out:
I love this group of individuals, they all collectively share like two brain cells, y'know, as friend groups should.
The Mandalorian is literally a story about a supporting character.
Here are main characters, Bo-Katan and Ahsoka, hunting down big bads like Gideon and Thrawn, and Din is like “that’s nice, I’m just trying to find a really good preschool for my child” AND THAT IS HILARIOUS I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH WANTING TO KNOW THE MAIN FUCKING STORYLINE AND DIN IS REFUSING TO ENGAGE. HE IS LEGIT LIKE “not fucking today, not my fucking division” AND DRIVES OFF IN HIS SHITTY HONDA CIVIC WITH HIS GREMLIN CHILD THAT HAS ANGER ISSUES.
I love when my music is crunchy it hits like nothing else
don’t understand anyone who doesn’t love songs full of funky audio effects. when the vocals in an edm track are EQ’d to be a little higher or lower than is natural, brimming with iridescent energy, and it’s like you can feel the sound pressing against you in the back of your mind. distortion so crunchy if you ran your hands over it they’d come back shredded like you just touched electrified sandpaper. reverb that turns piano lines, guitar riffs, and voices to liquid gold. when they do the bit crush thing and you imagine what it would feel like to touch grass in minecraft. please drown me in it. if you aren’t obsessed with this get well soon
the year is 2026. you're getting married to your wonderful partner. it's the happiest moment of your life. as you say the vows and kiss as a married couple for the first time, you freeze in shock. you see him in the crowd
yknow what fuck it it's 2021 no more arguing if i see you calling an abused and experimented on and killed refugee child a special chosen one story then i'm straight up just attacking you
i am once again manifesting the master trying to hypnotize Dan and it not working and Dan hitting him over the head with a wok.
Dan in “Eve of the Daleks”
Doctor Who + Skulduggery Pleasant quotes (2/?)
doctor who + skulduggery pleasant quotes (4/?)
You’re laughing. This is my second form and the latin choir has started singing, and you’re laughing.
>_>
>:(
pov you enter a boss arena for the fifth time without realizing it’s a boss arena
The Hunter visits Gilbert's window quite frequently during the Hunt. To the point it's become a habit. During their endeavors, the Hunter shares their insight with their sickly friend, telling him of the things they've seen and learned.
Even after slaying the beast outside that window, when the Blood Moon shines brightly in the sky, the Hunter still visits that window out of habit. And each time they break down in tears as they kneel before the shattered glass and broken bars.
That being said there is a obvious form of subordination between Priests and Dragons in the way their names are structured.
Dragons gave their Priests name to give them power, but also to subordinate them to them.
Priests have a two words name (Miraak for example is Mir-Aak, Allegiance-Guide (Which is so fucking ironic and tragic)) while dragons have three. In that way a Dragon is still Superior to a Priest, but the Priest is still close to the Dragon's power.
I guess servants to the priest (cultists, warriors etc) would then in turn take one name to erase their own identity and race, thus continuing the chain of command. We just never meet them to confirm.
And since names have power,a power the Dragons can use to subjugate Mortals to their will, then you becoming Dovah-Kiin is even more subtle.
You are much like a Dragon Priest, two words against three, shaped by your role and your mask, wooden, empty, infinite possibilities merged into one path.
And yet at the same time you're also trying to overcome this mask, with new adventures, new titles, new NAMES. Archimage, Guildmaster, Harbinger, Listener, Champion, Dawnguard, Vampire, Hero, Traitor, Spouse, Parent, Thane... They are all facets of your empty wooden mask, trying to derail your very nature, shaped by your name, one given to you by the Father of all Dragons, one you didn't want, as Kyne weeps for you.
But a way, the one who is doing the worst here however is Durnehviir. In a way, he is experiencing the same thing a dragon priest would experience under him. He was given a name by his new Ideal Masters, the Never Dying Curse, shaped his very being in his new subservience, poisoned his mind and body for them, and all to escape a Dragon's greatest fear, to lose himself, have his consciousness devoured for good.
To die and not be reborn again. To become bones for the mortal to gawk at, and be erased from reality for good.
And then you arrive, much like him slave to your Mask, and you best him in battle, and all he can think of as a Dragon, as a Never Dying Curse, as someone who holds all the cards in this scenario, someone who will never die and yet will only need to kill you once...
Is to curse you with his power.
Is to give you a Two Words name.
Is to make you his Dragon Priest. Whatever you realize it or not.
You are Qahnaarin. Qahnaar-In. Vanquish the Verb and In the Master... You are the Vanquisher, much like Krosis was the Sorrow, and Volsung was the Horror, and Morokei was the Glory.
And you still accepted the name he gave you. You still accepted his graceful authority over you. It might not be as powerful as the Wooden Mask the Father of Dragons have you, but is still a bond way stronger than the ones your Mortal connection granted you.
He will come when you call him, but that's because he asked you to do it, he REWARDED you for it with his knowledge much like the other Dragon Priest's before you, so who is the master, and who is the servant here?
Because every time you shout now, you only sing the anthem to his wretched existence, as you allow him to fly the skies of Nirn once more.
I'm right
Mordred: He’ll be fine, he’s Emrys!
Morgana: It’s just what he’s called, it doesn’t mean he actually knows what he’s doing.