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Okay, Killer Croc has been so inconsistently written as far as the "Croc" part goes that I think the funniest thing would be if he was still just a dude with a skin condition, but he feeds the mutant rumors to keep people from fucking with him. Someone starts a rumor that he eats people and he just rolls with it. If anyone questions the lack of tail, he says it just came off and hasn't grown back.
I want this game sooo badly now. You're evil
So I got a really stupid idea but it’s really complex so hear me out.
So I kinda wanna see a sequel to Arkham Knight where instead of playing Batman you switch between 4 children of Gotham Rogues, specifically Killer Croc’s daughter, Scarecrow’s daughter, Riddler’s daughter, and Joker’s son, and you play the whole game running from ARGUS and trying to defeat a mystery villain, all while trapped on the abandoned Arkham Island. The whole time Riddler’s giving them all help because his daughter’s trapped and also because Scarecrow threatened to kill him if any harm came to his daughter.
And each kid has special skills, both in combat and out of combat, so you don’t get too complacent playing one specific kid.
Croc’s daughter can breathe underwater for extended periods of time, making her ideal to get through underwater sections of the game, and she’s really strong, making her ideal for getting rid of big obstacles and stuff.
Scarecrow’s daughter can breathe in segments with poison gas and is the agilest, making her the natural choice for segments with stealth or climbing crumbling structures.
Riddler’s daughter is good with tech and wears goggles with something similar to detective vision, making her a good pick for segments involving breaking into locked off areas and segments requiring locating objects that are hidden from view.
Joker’s son is the smallest of the group, making him the obvious choice for climbing through vents and small areas. He also has a grappling hook (stolen from Batman in one of the previous games and given to him as a gift) so he can climb areas Scarecrow’s daughter can’t reach.
And as a DLC, there’s an updated version of the first 4 games where instead of playing as Batman, you’re using the switching mechanic as the kids, and there are updated voicelines where the rogues interact with their children and there are combat segments that are easier and harder depending on which kid you play as, not because of skillsets, but because the parents have different responses to fighting their own kids.
I dunno, it was an idea.
Harvey dent aka Two face - Split personality disorder, abuse survivor, suicidal, can’t make decisions without his coin Kirk langstrom Aka Manbat - Addict, was working on a cure for deafness, has no control over himself Bane - Grew up in prison, Addict
This is why Batman keeps fighting them and putting them back in Arkham. If he didn't more than likely these individuals who need help won't get it. So I guess it's a good thing he's punching them in the face. Besides they do at times deserve to be punched in the face by a single man in a bat suit. (Surrounded by children)
List of People Batman Probably Shouldn’t Punch or Should at Least Feel Bad About Punching
Roman Sionis AKA Black Mask: Has a pacemaker for his heart condition.
Jonathan Crane AKA The Scarecrow: Underweight, abuse survivor, canonically hypermobile and thus suffers from chronic pain, hypotonic.
Waylon Jones AKA Killer Croc: Abuse survivor, condition causes chronic pain.
Jervis Tetch AKA The Mad Hatter: Small, possibly suffers from a hypoplastic condition.
Mary Dahl AKA Baby Doll: Suffers from a hypoplastic condition, literally the size of a small child.
Victor Fries AKA Mr. Freeze: Can’t survive outside his cryosuit, probably in his 50s.
Pamela Isley AKA Poison Ivy: Abuse survivor, skin is highly toxic, probably suffers chronic pain as a result of her condition.
Garfield Lynns AKA Firefly: Covered in burn scars, scar tissue likely causes chronic pain.
Oswald Cobblepot AKA The Penguin: Has a bad limp, physically incapable of fighting.
Edward Nygma AKA The Riddler: Abuse survivor, physically weak, canonically recalls every beating he’s ever gotten.
Jason Todd AKA Red Hood: Suffers from severe PTSD, literally Bruce’s kid.
Basil Karlo AKA Clayface: Can’t keep one shape for long, has chronic pain, probably not a good plan to punch mud.
Peter Merkel AKA Ragdoll: Hypermobile and definitely has chronic pain as a result.
Feel free to add anyone I missed.
DON'T DO IT CRANE! 🐊🎃🦇☠️
I don't know what possessed me, but I saw that wrestler meme, and if that doesn't perfectly sum up arkham asylum IDK what does. So naturally I had to draw it LMAO
I legit had so much fun with this NJOVJDFBDSJBS from coloring to lineart I really enjoyed making this one! and its my first time drawing Killer Croc AND Asylum Scarecrow. (I love this man, but can we agree his mask is really badly designed in asylum-)
This is too good not to repost and feral raccoon Danny for the win
Oh hail mayor Danny
Danny runs for Mayor
Simple Prompt: Danny runs for the Gotham Mayor position
Extended Prompt: Danny is an absolute little shit throughout his entire campaign but still manages to win because he is legitimately one of the best candidates around
Just imagine the crack that could come from this!
Reporter: What is your stance on Vigilantism? Danny: Well I agree that Vigilantes are helpful for the communities that need them, and they should work with the police at every opportunity, I feel like the idea will always be a city where Vigilantes are not needed. Also I fail to see the relevancy of the question, there are no vigilantes in Gotham Reporter: What do you mean? What about the Bat-Family? Danny: No, Batman isn’t a Vigilante. Batman is a Crime Lord.
Or
Danny: As mayor, I promise that I will not be infected by corruption. Not because of my moral standings, but because I absolutely fucking hate clowns and I will never accept a bribe as long as that guy is still alive. Yes this is me putting a hit out on the Joker. Crime Bosses, if you want to try and bribe me, you gotta kill him first or I won’t even consider it!
Or
Batman: Why is a Meta-Human running for Gotham Office? You know this city doesn’t have a very good track record with people like you. Even the Signal had a rough start. Danny: Well, I just had a strong compulsion to help this city reach the peak of it’s potential *looks over Batman’s shoulder to see Lady Gotham holding up Cue Cards telling him what to say. She promised to help with his paperwork for the next 50 years if he became Mayor and helped fix her city* Danny: Such a strong compulsion…
Or
Penguin: Look kid, I don’t care if you have enough power to destroy me at the subatomic level, I have enough money to ruin you, your sister, your parents, even your uncle! Danny: Oh really? I could get the souls of every person you have ever killed to get confessions out of them. Or I could give them the power to rip you apart. Or I could even just possess you and donate all your money to charity.
Or
Danny: Oh god dammit! Vlad: Hello Badger! Glad to see you followed in my footsteps instead of your fathers! Danny: This wasn’t because of you! Lady Gotham asked for help! Vlad: A WIN IS A WIN!
You know what we need?, Duke & Waylon just vibing, like fun fact Killer Croc is a black man as reinforced by Absolute Batman, I just want Duke like stopping a rampage of Croc & while he is waiting for the cops he just talks with about stuff or if this is one of those cases where Croc's atavism had made him feral & he is compliant after calming down they could play some spades or dominoes shit like that. Or you could have Duke visiting Croc for help on his Literature essays when Jason is out of town.
more red hood stuff this time featuring black mask, his q hayashida paramilitary goons, and the man himself snorting a comically large line of coke shaped like his own name
cassandra cain
brown recluse and killer croc aka slades prison buddies
professor pyg in the world's most unsubtle brazil reference
kgbeast, flamingo, and lady shiva
and some more jason and scarlet
I'm also thinking about deleting the original thread and reposting it as one long post, that way my blog isn't filled with a bunch of identical reblogs. May add some story notes and a playlist I made for this thing too, lmk if this is a good idea.
until next time friends :D
happy pride month to Robin and unhappy pride month to everyone else here
I just come up with the weirdest and most out-of-nowhere ideas sometimes.
Like, I’m just sitting here, minding my own business, then all of the sudden my brain goes: ‘Do you think [Insert batman character here] would like Beastars?’ And now I can’t stop thinking about how Mr Freeze made a mlp reference in Injustice 2-
Weirdly enough, I feel like Killer Croc might like it. And not just because he’s basically a giant crocodile-
I mean like, the murder solution arc I feel would probably pique his interest, especially the cold open to the series. The whole ‘Carnivore prejudice/The urge to eat your neighbors’ thing especially might be something he can relate to in the series.
Idk, I just have these weird thoughts sometimes so I thought I’d put it out there since I wanted to post something today but didn’t have anything in mind.
Bruce said he works alone so the universe said let's kill some parents make a bunch of orphans and make em this guy's problem. Oh and let's make the Fox kids and the Gordon girl justice seeking goody two shoes and also make em his problem just to piss him off. Oh and let's not forget the clown girl the plant the assassin the cat the crocodile the mudpuddle and the riddleboy. Bruce looking up at the sky thinking about how much he hates his life.
Years after he's old and alone with his dog chilin finally getting his peace and quite then Terry walks in. Bruce looks up at the sky again and starts screaming bloody murder.
Rogue Files: Selina's Friends
At Selina's penthouse a party ensued and Selina watched on from the sidelines as her friends partied. The house was filled with drunk neighbors and Arkham Inmates. Hundreds of cats ran wildly around the house and hundreds of Penguins waddled everywhere. In the chaos, there was a cage hanging from the living room ceiling over a cauldron full of some green bubbling liquid. Inside the cage was Pam who had her hands gripped around the bars screaming profanities at Riddler and Joker as she got lowerd down toward the cauldron. Eddie and Jack had there elbows interlocked dancing around in circles singing "Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch! The wicked witch! Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead" and taunting Ivy. Harley was nealing only a foot away, begging Joker and Riddler to let Pam go. Mad Hatter stood on the opposite side of the cauldron stomping his foot clapping his hands and swinging his head to the tune. The Scarecrow was reading a book in the armchair shaking his head at the shenanigans, pretending to ignore them but secretly paying close attention enjoying the fearful look on Harley's face. Babydoll was skipping around the room spinning Riddlers cane (which he let her borrow). Killer Croc was sprawled out under the sky light sleeping while The Eraser drew on his face with a sharpie. Penguin was sitting on the couch while Killer Moth Swooped in from the sky to tap Oswalt on the head which resulted in the bird man swinging his head around trying to see who had touched him but didn't see anyone. Crazy Quilt was running hundreds of bright party lights. Kirk Langstum sat in the corner of the kitchen clutching his legs rocking back and forth mumbling somthing about his inner beast. Firefly was playing with fireworks out on the balcony. Mr Freeze sat out on the balcony and watched the fire works. Victor was wearing a tropical button up over his temperature controlled suit and a photo of his wife in his hand. Black Mask and Twoface were brawling near the door way. Bane was passed out drunk on the dinning room table with his teddy bear in one hand and a bottle in the other. Sweet Tooth was on the dance floor spinning in circles like some kind of sugar powered tornado around Ventriloquist and Scarface who were arguing. A cackling Anarchy was toppling furniture. Electrocutioner was playing on the pinball machine that was located next to the closet. Quiz was crouched behind the couch poking her head out to spi on Eddie. She kept whispering about how great Riddler was. Music Miester was behind the DJ stand playing loud music. The Carpenter was raiding the buffet table while Proffesor Pyg was in the kitchen cooking more food. Query and Echo had gone to get more cups an hour ago their still in the closet and somthing keeps banging aginst the door. Kiteman flew around the room throwing water balloons at people. Bud and Lou sat next to Talia al Ghul demanding love and attention from the assassin. Clayface had turned himself into a catbed and had several cats laying on his head. Cat Man was swinging from the chandelier. Selina looked around at the chaos happening around her home and she wondered why she hung out with these nut cases? It was because she was just as crazy as they were(It's just no court has been able able to prove it yet). These people were her coworkers friends and most of all her family. They welcomed her into their little dysfunctional family and gave her a place to belong. Selina was awoken from her thoughts by Ivy screaming the cage was open and Ivy was chasing Joker around the room. Harley was now begging Ivy not to kill Joker while Riddler stood there laughing at his friends misfortune. Just then the door swung open and Hush walked in. Edward stopped laughing and grabbed his cane From Dahl. Selina could tell this was going to be a long night.
Charicters cast for wonderland
Cheshire Cat:
Riddler
I feel he better fit for the cat he has been know to escape batman and he seems to disappear a lot at times, has that big smirk and older versions of Riddler laughed but even if this one is more serious version he under mind control so he would be doing somthing he would want to do. The Cheshire cat sees more enigmatic and mysterious then crazy and Bonkers (not that the cat isn't because he is and riddler can be pretty crazy), especially in dialog. Riddler is also a trickster much like the cat. I'm imagining him in a purple and white suit with ears sewn to his bowler.
Alice:
Harley Quinn
The Mad Hatter isn't trying to make a move on quinn, the only girl he likes is Alice, once I finish the origin you'll understand. Batman is the one going through wonderland like Alice, Jervis just needed someone to wear the costume what's the point of Alice in wonderland without Alice.
Queen Of Hearts
Catwomen
The Mouse
Twoface
A mouse in the beginning of the book who was crying it will become one apparent why he is in this role.
Tweedledee
Scarface the dummy
Tweedledum
The ventriloquist
imagine these two dressed as tweedle dee and dum carry the other.
The white rabbit
Hugo Strange.
Hugo's glasses reminded me of the rabbit plus in a comic I saw that he had a pocket watch, but also think about him acting like one of the wackos he trying to cure hopping around like a rabbit it's a hilarious.
The MarchHair
Joker
this charicter is much more crazy and goofy his dialog fits Joker better
The doorknob
Clayface.
He can shape shift into a door
The madhatter
Madhatter
obvious but still
Walrus
Killer Croc
crocks already got som big teeth but imagin him walking around with giant tusk tied around his head
Carpenter
Bane
Carpenters build opposite of what Bane does iorny is the point
Broom headed dog
Bud or lou
The dog who brushed away the path I just kinda want to see bud or Lou run around the Asylum with a broom tied around their head sorry
Snooty talking flower
Poison Ivy
would be perfect fit for those flowers the ones that were mean to Alice
The Catipillar
Killermoth
I had too
Dormouse
Mr Freeze
the mouse was a narcoleptic and kinda zoned out for some reason Mr freeze I could see him in this role for me any way
Cardgaurds
Aaron Cash and Arkham Staff
The Rogue Files: How Ivy Got Her Name part 1
Eddie and Ivy were sitting on the couch arguing which wasn't unusual, in fact it happened quite often. Ivy started screaming "The Riddler is nothing compared to Poison Ivy" and that's when Eddie lost it "you wouldn't even be Poison Ivy if it wasn't for me". It's true Eddie gave Pam the name Poison Ivy. It all started a while back when they both were starting out and first came to Arkham. Eddie already had his criminal name however but Pam didn't, and she ended up sitting next to Nygma during lunch while he was arguing with Aaron Cash. Eddie threw his lunch tray across the room and ended up hitting Bane in the back of the head. "AARON THIS FOOD IS UNEXCEPTBLE..., AND YOU WONDER WHY WE WANT TO ESCAPE SO BADLY". Aaron shook his head and started clapping his HANDS together. "I'M SORRY ED, I'll get right on that 5 star dining for the criminals" . Aaron walked away laughing while Eddie muttered "the only thing criminal around here is the food". Ivy sat next Edward reluctantly, she would later deny this but his little performance had scared her a little. Ed was solving sadoku puzzle and looked up slightly to see Ivy but looked back down at his puzzle, he didn't even acknowledge her. Ivy started to dig inside the food but upon the first bite she spit it back out. Ed leaned over, grabbed her tray and threw in the same direction that he had thrown his own, except this time he hit Killer Croc in the head. Pam at him angrily. Ed looked up at her and began to speak" why are you so angry you weren't going to eat it". Ivy looked at him puzzled. "It doesn't matter its the principle of the thing." Eddie turned his head up and began giggle miniclly, it started low and gargly before getting louder and clear."I like you", Pam couldn't help but blush a little as he smirked at her."What's your name?". He looked at her for a minute " Are you joking you don't know who I am, she shook her head. " I'm Edward Nygma, the Riddler, the clue leaving conundrum, the prince of puzzlers, king of cundrums. Ivy started to remember "oh now I remember gothams premeir Master mind" Ed started grinning "the one and only, now what is your name". Pamela Isley". "Oh your that plant lady who been killing people, so what's your villian name again". Pam eyes widened and she began to frown a little, "I don't have one" Eddie's smirk slowly turned into a frown and his eyes began to narrow. "What you need a name that strikes fear, that shows your power" he began to scream" you realy want people to run around screaming it's the Pam oh the Pam anything but the Pam". Ivy didn't like his tone but he had a point. "your right" Ed calmed down and fixed his hair "of coarse I'm right" she rolled her eyes "You don't want to bel like Mr V using your real name even Mr freeze at least changed the spelling". Victor v heard him "watch it Nygma I still have room for another tally". Ed leaned over and whisperd in her ear "he's just mad because Tally Man was already tacken" and victor grabbed the knife of his tray and scratch a tally onto his palm. Pam laughed he was kinda of funny, not stupid funny like the Joker but a Witty kind of funny. "Pam I have an idea" Eddy said slowly," what if I help you pick out a name it should have the in it thise names are popular right now the penguin, the Joker, and best of them all the Riddler". Ed's ego was tad much but his enthusiasm and charm made up for it. "ok "Pam said finally and Edward almost "simultaneously jumped onto the table top. Gather around everyone ate dear friend needs a new name". None of the guards seemed to pay him any mind even Cash. This went on for hours and one lunch was up theu continued there conversation in the rec room where Eddie stood on top of the table behind the couch. A man in the crowd of villians raised his hand. "I SWEAR TO GOD, DECKER IF YOU SUGGEST GREEN LADY AGAIN I'LL WILL BREAK ALL OF YOUR FINGERS OFF ONE BY ONE" and with this Crazy Quilt lowerd his hand. Pam noticed somthing, Eddie was genuinely frighteningly sadistic and quite terrifying, not that she was much better.