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Rogue Files: Selina's Friends
At Selina's penthouse a party ensued and Selina watched on from the sidelines as her friends partied. The house was filled with drunk neighbors and Arkham Inmates. Hundreds of cats ran wildly around the house and hundreds of Penguins waddled everywhere. In the chaos, there was a cage hanging from the living room ceiling over a cauldron full of some green bubbling liquid. Inside the cage was Pam who had her hands gripped around the bars screaming profanities at Riddler and Joker as she got lowerd down toward the cauldron. Eddie and Jack had there elbows interlocked dancing around in circles singing "Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch! The wicked witch! Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead" and taunting Ivy. Harley was nealing only a foot away, begging Joker and Riddler to let Pam go. Mad Hatter stood on the opposite side of the cauldron stomping his foot clapping his hands and swinging his head to the tune. The Scarecrow was reading a book in the armchair shaking his head at the shenanigans, pretending to ignore them but secretly paying close attention enjoying the fearful look on Harley's face. Babydoll was skipping around the room spinning Riddlers cane (which he let her borrow). Killer Croc was sprawled out under the sky light sleeping while The Eraser drew on his face with a sharpie. Penguin was sitting on the couch while Killer Moth Swooped in from the sky to tap Oswalt on the head which resulted in the bird man swinging his head around trying to see who had touched him but didn't see anyone. Crazy Quilt was running hundreds of bright party lights. Kirk Langstum sat in the corner of the kitchen clutching his legs rocking back and forth mumbling somthing about his inner beast. Firefly was playing with fireworks out on the balcony. Mr Freeze sat out on the balcony and watched the fire works. Victor was wearing a tropical button up over his temperature controlled suit and a photo of his wife in his hand. Black Mask and Twoface were brawling near the door way. Bane was passed out drunk on the dinning room table with his teddy bear in one hand and a bottle in the other. Sweet Tooth was on the dance floor spinning in circles like some kind of sugar powered tornado around Ventriloquist and Scarface who were arguing. A cackling Anarchy was toppling furniture. Electrocutioner was playing on the pinball machine that was located next to the closet. Quiz was crouched behind the couch poking her head out to spi on Eddie. She kept whispering about how great Riddler was. Music Miester was behind the DJ stand playing loud music. The Carpenter was raiding the buffet table while Proffesor Pyg was in the kitchen cooking more food. Query and Echo had gone to get more cups an hour ago their still in the closet and somthing keeps banging aginst the door. Kiteman flew around the room throwing water balloons at people. Bud and Lou sat next to Talia al Ghul demanding love and attention from the assassin. Clayface had turned himself into a catbed and had several cats laying on his head. Cat Man was swinging from the chandelier. Selina looked around at the chaos happening around her home and she wondered why she hung out with these nut cases? It was because she was just as crazy as they were(It's just no court has been able able to prove it yet). These people were her coworkers friends and most of all her family. They welcomed her into their little dysfunctional family and gave her a place to belong. Selina was awoken from her thoughts by Ivy screaming the cage was open and Ivy was chasing Joker around the room. Harley was now begging Ivy not to kill Joker while Riddler stood there laughing at his friends misfortune. Just then the door swung open and Hush walked in. Edward stopped laughing and grabbed his cane From Dahl. Selina could tell this was going to be a long night.
FireMoth(Firefly and Killermoth) That's the right name anyway I like KillerFly better for some reason. There the bug bros and thier always working together it just perfect and you'll never convince me otherwise.
Quiddler(Riddler and Harley Quinn) Basically its Harley's hurt and Eddie's lonely so you know what boom. They can relate on a deeper level both being victims of abuse. Eddy has a problem of falling in love with the mystery and not the person and once he solves them poof but the thing is he can't solve Harley, she's unsolvable she isn't a creature of habit, she is chaos and everything that goes with it. Ed whether a developer or Robotics expert he can build her toys (actule toys or stuff like jet packs and weapons realy what ever she wants) or make her video games so that's a win for Harley. Eddie's just crazy enough to peak her interest and he seems nice enough in most media at least. Harley annoys Eddie sometimes and as we all know annoyed Eddie is hilarious Eddie. Harley also gets Eddie out of his comfort zone which is good for him. Ed teaches Harley things and she teaches him things (not that he'll admit it).
Scriddler(Scarecrow and Riddler) This needs no explanation
RiddleCat(Riddler and Catwomen)
BatCat(Batman and Catwomen) It's a classic
Jarley(Joker and Harley) The Harley Quinn fandoms gonna have my head for this I can feel it. like the previous it's classic
These are the ships I can remember off the top of my head that I love and like my other list this is subject to change
Felt like Quiddler needed the most explanation over all
Ok, I said I'd make a list for my favorite villians.
Eraser- yes the batman Rouge dressed like a pencil payed to clean crime scenes. First he weird and colorful and second he fixable. He already has a good thing going he makes good money he can hide money and after going to jail be filthy stinking rich and they can't track the money, he is a fucking genuis.
Killer moth- he actually a genius who built all his gear and gets payed to fight batman. He also known to put up a pretty decent fight nothing amazing but good enough. There's nothing wrong with him he's capable his problem is he's just to ambitious. Batman called his suit awesome and was jealous of his tech, especially a certain exploding glove.
Toyman- I feel this one needs no reasoning because let's face it we all love him.
Twoface- he's just so unique, weird, and he fits well with many storys. I feel there a lack of meaningful stories with him being the main talking piece, even though he could easily do so. Twoface was in the first batman comic I ever read he's got some sentimental value to him.
Crazy Quilt- crazy and colorful, I can't realy explain in way you'll understand I just love him. I'm currently working on a project including him, might just redeem him.
Note: I feel like a lot of forgotten or underused villians have potential, we just never realy seem to search for it. We don't look for it because we assume they don't have any, we can make some of them better, in some cases serious villians.
Riddler- My absolute favorite villian, I'm gonna do a separate thing explaining him later.
Harley Quinn- I mean everyone loves her.
Ventriloquist- he torments himself. He's like twoface with a spilt personality, very unique villian. He's underrated in my opinion.
MadHatter- I feel the only thing wrong his him takeing a lady aginst her will otherwise he a pretty good villian highly underused, I mean mind control is a great skill to have, pretty scary on the receiving end he could ask you to kill you yourself and you would do it. Like twoface he has sentimental value and he's also underrated.
SweetTooth: you knew he was going to make it onto the list.
KiteMan: He's pretty awesome he can be a joke or you can make him serious, kinda like Killer Moth. I'm working on him as well.
Clock King: Another dude who rocks a bowler and carries cane.
Babydoll: She kinda bad ass ain't gonna lie
Music Miester: Honestly he just hilarious I can't I just can't explain it.
This is the list so far or the ones I could think of off the top of my head, this list could change later.
All of these guys are weird colorful crazies and I just love em for it. I told you I liked the weird and unique ones.