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My boys!💕

Okay, Killer Croc has been so inconsistently written as far as the "Croc" part goes that I think the funniest thing would be if he was still just a dude with a skin condition, but he feeds the mutant rumors to keep people from fucking with him. Someone starts a rumor that he eats people and he just rolls with it. If anyone questions the lack of tail, he says it just came off and hasn't grown back.

Getting back into drawing with some tiny creechers ft. my fur baby Boomer :]

Harvey dent aka Two face - Split personality disorder, abuse survivor, suicidal, can’t make decisions without his coin Kirk langstrom Aka Manbat - Addict, was working on a cure for deafness, has no control over himself Bane - Grew up in prison, Addict

This is why Batman keeps fighting them and putting them back in Arkham. If he didn't more than likely these individuals who need help won't get it. So I guess it's a good thing he's punching them in the face. Besides they do at times deserve to be punched in the face by a single man in a bat suit. (Surrounded by children)

List of People Batman Probably Shouldn’t Punch or Should at Least Feel Bad About Punching

Roman Sionis AKA Black Mask: Has a pacemaker for his heart condition.

Jonathan Crane AKA The Scarecrow: Underweight, abuse survivor, canonically hypermobile and thus suffers from chronic pain, hypotonic.

Waylon Jones AKA Killer Croc: Abuse survivor, condition causes chronic pain.

Jervis Tetch AKA The Mad Hatter: Small, possibly suffers from a hypoplastic condition.

Mary Dahl AKA Baby Doll: Suffers from a hypoplastic condition, literally the size of a small child.

Victor Fries AKA Mr. Freeze: Can’t survive outside his cryosuit, probably in his 50s.

Pamela Isley AKA Poison Ivy: Abuse survivor, skin is highly toxic, probably suffers chronic pain as a result of her condition.

Garfield Lynns AKA Firefly: Covered in burn scars, scar tissue likely causes chronic pain.

Oswald Cobblepot AKA The Penguin: Has a bad limp, physically incapable of fighting.

Edward Nygma AKA The Riddler: Abuse survivor, physically weak, canonically recalls every beating he’s ever gotten.

Jason Todd AKA Red Hood: Suffers from severe PTSD, literally Bruce’s kid.

Basil Karlo AKA Clayface: Can’t keep one shape for long, has chronic pain, probably not a good plan to punch mud.

Peter Merkel AKA Ragdoll: Hypermobile and definitely has chronic pain as a result.

Feel free to add anyone I missed.

You know what we need?, Duke & Waylon just vibing, like fun fact Killer Croc is a black man as reinforced by Absolute Batman, I just want Duke like stopping a rampage of Croc & while he is waiting for the cops he just talks with about stuff or if this is one of those cases where Croc's atavism had made him feral & he is compliant after calming down they could play some spades or dominoes shit like that. Or you could have Duke visiting Croc for help on his Literature essays when Jason is out of town.

Rogue Files: Selina's Friends

At Selina's penthouse a party ensued and Selina watched on from the sidelines as her friends partied. The house was filled with drunk neighbors and Arkham Inmates. Hundreds of cats ran wildly around the house and hundreds of Penguins waddled everywhere. In the chaos, there was a cage hanging from the living room ceiling over a cauldron full of some green bubbling liquid. Inside the cage was Pam who had her hands gripped around the bars screaming profanities at Riddler and Joker as she got lowerd down toward the cauldron. Eddie and Jack had there elbows interlocked dancing around in circles singing "Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch! The wicked witch! Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead" and taunting Ivy. Harley was nealing only a foot away, begging Joker and Riddler to let Pam go. Mad Hatter stood on the opposite side of the cauldron stomping his foot clapping his hands and swinging his head to the tune. The Scarecrow was reading a book in the armchair shaking his head at the shenanigans, pretending to ignore them but secretly paying close attention enjoying the fearful look on Harley's face. Babydoll was skipping around the room spinning Riddlers cane (which he let her borrow). Killer Croc was sprawled out under the sky light sleeping while The Eraser drew on his face with a sharpie. Penguin was sitting on the couch while Killer Moth Swooped in from the sky to tap Oswalt on the head which resulted in the bird man swinging his head around trying to see who had touched him but didn't see anyone. Crazy Quilt was running hundreds of bright party lights. Kirk Langstum sat in the corner of the kitchen clutching his legs rocking back and forth mumbling somthing about his inner beast. Firefly was playing with fireworks out on the balcony. Mr Freeze sat out on the balcony and watched the fire works. Victor was wearing a tropical button up over his temperature controlled suit and a photo of his wife in his hand. Black Mask and Twoface were brawling near the door way. Bane was passed out drunk on the dinning room table with his teddy bear in one hand and a bottle in the other. Sweet Tooth was on the dance floor spinning in circles like some kind of sugar powered tornado around Ventriloquist and Scarface who were arguing. A cackling Anarchy was toppling furniture. Electrocutioner was playing on the pinball machine that was located next to the closet. Quiz was crouched behind the couch poking her head out to spi on Eddie. She kept whispering about how great Riddler was. Music Miester was behind the DJ stand playing loud music. The Carpenter was raiding the buffet table while Proffesor Pyg was in the kitchen cooking more food. Query and Echo had gone to get more cups an hour ago their still in the closet and somthing keeps banging aginst the door. Kiteman flew around the room throwing water balloons at people. Bud and Lou sat next to Talia al Ghul demanding love and attention from the assassin. Clayface had turned himself into a catbed and had several cats laying on his head. Cat Man was swinging from the chandelier. Selina looked around at the chaos happening around her home and she wondered why she hung out with these nut cases? It was because she was just as crazy as they were(It's just no court has been able able to prove it yet). These people were her coworkers friends and most of all her family. They welcomed her into their little dysfunctional family and gave her a place to belong. Selina was awoken from her thoughts by Ivy screaming the cage was open and Ivy was chasing Joker around the room. Harley was now begging Ivy not to kill Joker while Riddler stood there laughing at his friends misfortune. Just then the door swung open and Hush walked in. Edward stopped laughing and grabbed his cane From Dahl. Selina could tell this was going to be a long night.